Letter to MS

Dear Multiple Sclerosis,
I do not regret to inform you that you will NOT be my disease this week. You will not pass GO and will not collect £200. In fact, you must leave the premises (I.E my body) immediately and you will not receive any severance package of any kind. I will not miss you and will not be sad to see you go. If you contact me in any way, shape or form this week, I will immediately contact my heavies and have them kick your arse. I have plans and you will NOT ruin them for me. If you are desperately in need of a host body, I suggest Sadam Hussain.
Sincerely,
not your friend
Gem